LOL! Excellent stuff. I thought about it once when I was, ummm, looking at your profile...ah.... I thinks I broke the first rule before we even got off the ground...
I run my own support company from home. I do this specifically so I don't have to put my daughter in daycare. (I'm an old fashioned parent who is up-to-date enough to realize you can't live on one salary). Anyway - I just have a feeling that twitter will NOT be good for productivity. Fun, but not productive.
As for diet coke, well, since it is entirely unfashionable to do nicotine these days, caffine is definately the go. Anything with caffine is consumed in copulous amounts in my house, and the IT community is probably responsible for its sustainable market. To the point where if you are in IT&T of any kind - coke should probably offer you shares.
Back to twitter, its not that my rubber arm can't be twittered, I mean, twisted...
PS If anyone in Melbourne needs their network looked after or a new web page or anything short of my soul, please send me a post. For little dolla' I lurv your pc's long time...