Ugh. I'd
kill an army for a signed copy of Sword From Red Ice, but unfortunately, my home town is famous for...just...about...nothing. The small town of Eaton Rapids, Michigan is about
20 miles south of Lansing, Michigan (the state capitol, if you're wondering why that rings a bell).
"The Only Eaton Rapids on Earth" boasts the town motto. Now come on, how many towns do you know that have a motto, and one that also doesn't have a negative connotation?

When I grew up, the population hovered around 4,500 people. Nowadays, it looks like it's
topped 5,000. Yeah, it's no Berlin, Souldrinker, that's a tough act to follow.

The town has also been known as the Saratoga of the West, in advertisements to bring settlers into the area in the mid-1800s for $1.25 an acre.
I grew up knowing it had a history as a milling town, not necessarily because I
actually knew the
historyof Eaton Rapids, but simply because half the buildings and streets contain some variation of the word "mill". E.R. (as the locals call it) may not be famous for anything outside of a 20-mile radius, but one of my favorite memories was of Miller's Old Mill Restaurant, a small diner on the Grand River and part of the Miller Dairy company that had made and sold ice cream locally since 1896. My aunt and I had birthdays just a couple days apart, and every year since I could remember, we would go down for ice cream around that time, and it was one of my favorite annual traditions as a child.
The river which flows through the town, the aforementioned Grand River, is the largest river in Michigan and was named
O-wash-ta-nong, meaning "Far-away-water" because of its length (
Wikipedia).
As for famous people...well it doesn't get much more famous than me, I'm afraid. I don't live there anymore, but I have quite a bit of family still in the area. There is only one high school in town, synonymous in the region as the
Greyhoundsand sporting maroon-and-white colors throughout. Today, my
da is a board member of the Alumni Association and my step-brother is the high school Athletic Director.