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and so, the mystery of The Eggplant Assassin begins......

Oh my goodness!!! Eggplant #1 is dead!!!! Call the cavalry! We must find eggplant #2!!! The plot thickens! ROFL

A tragic end that we all seemed to see coming.
I'm starving, um, er, I mean heart broken, to hear such news.
I'm sure the investigator will round up all of the neccessary vegetables and will stew this out, er, Hash this out!
Eggplant #1 deserved better than this......please pass the pepper!

Eggplant #2 remember the code. You know what must be done. Haven awaits. The vine be with you.

Eggplant #2 tastes metal in his mouth, as the recently departed Eggplant #1 is being embalmed in a light Balsamic with a hint of garlic
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As usual, the media are sensationalising things, and the police are after the wrong eggplant, framing an innocent and trying to turn the publics attention away from the fact that Eggplant #1 had a its fingers in a number of pies, so to speak. Not to mention its dealings with the secretive, and suspiciously wealthy Tomatoe Corp.

No biggie no! don't get involved, there are no crunchies in jail!!

They are coordinating! Watch out! lol

Run Eggplant #2, RUN!!!

mmmmmmmmm, red sauce!