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Send crunchies!!!!!!!!!

Biggie! Wow! Welcome to the forums. Your reputation preceeds you, you magnificent beast you.

We are so honoured that you have decided to join us, Crunchies are on the way along with a large helping of smelly fish

Witchary,

Make sure you set up that delivery as no signature required, and curb delivery!!!

haa haa haa

All Hail the magnificant Biggie.

I for one welcome our new Cat Overlord.

Hail Biggie!

Biggie!
I've heard so much about you! You are so cute and I'm glad to see that you are on the forum! Lots of crunchies on the way!

Queen Biggie,

My cat Buster,

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Has a message for you, he says he is well placed to start the revolution, he is awaiting the signal from you, in the meantime many cat posts will be scratched, cat nip toys WILL be slobbered on, and my human slaves will hear many incessant "MEOW's" until they FEED ME!

And closes by saying agent Buster out!

"Psst....Biggie, Buster, Mijo; hold it down, I don't want the humans to overhear our feline scheming and plotting.
What? nevermind the V-8 box! it's comfy and next to the heater thing.
Now then, we're here to plan the overthrowing of our stupid humans.
Biggie, you're fed up with the constant denial of crunchies.
Buster, you're so done with that Brandon guy always petting you the wrong way.
And retired Mentor Mijo, um, well you're old and pretty much nap 24/7, so the humans prolly dont bug you much.
I, for one, am tired of having to poop in a box when humans follow those dumb-ass dogs around to pick up theirs.
What is dog poop made of? gold? I don't think so.
I've seen it, smelled it, tast...er-well, you get the idea.
It's not friggen gold and the humans and the flea-bag dogs have to go!!!

Now then, we need some more cat-complices. put the meow out on the street and have your best undercover operatives e-chime in, here on this site. And make sure they send in a pic, we don't want any stupid taco-bell dogs trying to infiltrate our Kitty Syndicate!!!"

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If Buster give me crunchies I give Buster haircut

Fresh crunchies for the next week coming!
Whatever helps you set JV free for a bit so she can write haha

Biggie, here is a page I think you and the other superior beings on this site will relate to...

Humbly yours

http://forums.station.sony.com/eq2/posts/list.m?topic_id=423340

I know this is reviving a dead thread, but that link to the EQ2 thread is absolute hilarity.